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| Rehearsals | 15 hours | none |
| Performance | four hours | four hours |
| Competition | 800 applicants | me & my buddy |
| Training | MFA in performance from UCLA | California bartender license |
| Interactivity | Stare like a zombie while guests gnaw on foie gras | Chit-chat & flirt all night |
| Drinks | Bottle of water after four hours | Free drinks all night long |
| Dress code | Butt naked, legs apart, with a skeleton on you | Look smart! |
| Salary | $150 | $250 |
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Nice comparison! Accurate and depressing picture of value in our society.
makes me want to return my MFA and part-time job at Varnish. thanks for the great laugh on something that ultimately is no laughing matter.