Well, Netflix sure is liking the shutdown of all our performing arts events and movie theaters. But I’m not. Already immune to the cesspool of germs and inappropriate laughter that infects most audiences, I’m dismayed to see every dang show in town throw in the towel and cancel. Heartbreaking! I’m walking around with nothing to do!
That’s ‘cuz those theaters don’t have the right ‘washy-washy’ technique developed by Bob Baker Marionette Theater. Just watch this video and learn how a real lady washes her hands — in opera gloves.
I’m trying that now. And following Bob’s best advice: Keep smiling!