arts·meme got an advanced copy of the application form for the newly opened position at L.A. Dance Project. This time ’round, they’re getting it right; they are going local!
| APPLICATION | ||
| Job Title: Artistic Director, Los Angeles Dance Project | ||
| Instructions: Fill up the form | ||
| #1 | Fine Dining: Name three best soft-taco stands in L.A. | |
| #2 | Time Management: 8 pm curtain at the Music Center – what time do you depart Santa Monica? |
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| • | 7:15 pm | |
| • | 7:00 pm | |
| • | 5:30 pm | |
| • | noon | |
| • | yesterday | |
| #3 | Psychological Test: My highest moment in L.A. | |
| • | Disney Hall opening | |
| • | We got a subway, even though I never take it. | |
| #4 | Psychological Test: My lowest moment in L.A. | |
| • | Rodney King verdict | |
| • | The glove didn’t fit O.J. | |
| • | My Sherman Oaks apartment crumbling in Northridge eathquake | |
| • | Benjamin resigns L.A. Dance Project | |
| • | Ambassador Hotel demolished | |
| • | Grauman’s Chinese not called Grauman’s anymore | |
| • | Michael Govan trashes LACMA’s classic-film program | |
| #5 | L.A. Psycho: When I decide to end it all, my best option: | |
| • | Fling from the Hollywood Sign | |
| • | Get crushed by LACMA rock | |
| • | Swan dive from Vincent Thomas Bridge | |
| #6 | A French dip is | |
| • | Bobbling in my swimming pool in topless bikini | |
| • | Mix Lipton’s soupe a l’oignon into sour cream | |
| • | Roast beef sand best eaten at Philippe’s | |
| #7 | Spell the first name of L.A.’s leading dance patron | |
| • | Gloria | |
| • | Gloryah | |
| • | Glorya | |
| • | Glory Hallelujah | |
| #8 | Can you choreograph? (not required) | |
| #9 | Have you ever managed a dance company? (not required) | |
| #10 | How committed are you? (one season or less acceptable) | |
| #11 | Bonus points: movie stars in family (list award nominations) | |
| #12 | Most important: What kind of car do you drive? |
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Question: Can my driver fill out my application? If not, how about my PR agent? Also, how much money is left out of the 1/4 million?
Love it!! One question re supporting materials: Can CV be submitted on roll of soft tissue . . . with readable print?