Apply now! Seeking new artistic director, L.A. Dance Project 2

arts·meme got an advanced copy of the application form for the newly opened position at L.A. Dance Project. This time ’round, they’re getting it right; they are going local!

Job Title: Artistic Director, Los Angeles Dance Project 
Instructions: Fill up the form 
#1Fine Dining: Name three best soft-taco stands in L.A.  
#2Time Management: 8 pm curtain at the Music Center – what time do you depart Santa Monica?
 7:15 pm
 7:00 pm
 5:30 pm
#3Psychological Test: My highest moment in L.A.
 Disney Hall opening
 We got a subway, even though I never take it. 
#4Psychological Test: My lowest moment in L.A.
 Rodney King verdict
 The glove didn’t fit O.J.
 My Sherman Oaks apartment crumbling in Northridge eathquake
 Benjamin resigns L.A. Dance Project 
 Ambassador Hotel demolished
 Grauman’s Chinese not called Grauman’s anymore
 Michael Govan trashes LACMA’s classic-film program
#5L.A. Psycho: When I decide to end it all, my best option:
 Fling from the Hollywood Sign 
 Get crushed by LACMA rock 
 Swan dive from Vincent Thomas Bridge 
#6A French dip is
 Bobbling in my swimming pool in topless bikini
 Mix Lipton’s soupe a l’oignon into sour cream
 Roast beef sand best eaten at Philippe’s 
#7Spell the first name of L.A.’s leading dance patron
 Glory Hallelujah
#8Can you choreograph? (not required)
#9Have you ever managed a dance company? (not required)
#10How committed are you? (one season or less acceptable)
#11Bonus points: movie stars in family (list award nominations)
#12Most important: What kind of car do you drive?

2 thoughts on “Apply now! Seeking new artistic director, L.A. Dance Project

  1. Heidi Duckler Jan 28,2013 11:45 am

    Question: Can my driver fill out my application? If not, how about my PR agent? Also, how much money is left out of the 1/4 million?

  2. Keith Jan 28,2013 12:15 am

    Love it!! One question re supporting materials: Can CV be submitted on roll of soft tissue . . . with readable print?

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