27 January 2013

Apply now! Seeking new artistic director, L.A. Dance Project

Category: Dance | Tags: benjamin millepied, l.a. dance project

arts·meme got an advanced copy of the application form for the newly opened position at L.A. Dance Project. This time ’round, they’re getting it right; they are going local!

APPLICATION
Job Title: Artistic Director, Los Angeles Dance Project
Instructions: Fill up the form
#1	Fine Dining: Name three best soft-taco stands in L.A.
#2	Time Management: 8 pm curtain at the Music Center – what time do you depart Santa Monica?
	•	7:15 pm
	•	7:00 pm
	•	5:30 pm
	•	noon
	•	yesterday
#3	Psychological Test: My highest moment in L.A.
	•	Disney Hall opening
	•	We got a subway, even though I never take it.
#4	Psychological Test: My lowest moment in L.A.
	•	Rodney King verdict
	•	The glove didn’t fit O.J.
	•	My Sherman Oaks apartment crumbling in Northridge eathquake
	•	Benjamin resigns L.A. Dance Project
	•	Ambassador Hotel demolished
	•	Grauman’s Chinese not called Grauman’s anymore
	•	Michael Govan trashes LACMA’s classic-film program
#5	L.A. Psycho: When I decide to end it all, my best option:
	•	Fling from the Hollywood Sign
	•	Get crushed by LACMA rock
	•	Swan dive from Vincent Thomas Bridge
#6	A French dip is
	•	Bobbling in my swimming pool in topless bikini
	•	Mix Lipton’s soupe a l’oignon into sour cream
	•	Roast beef sand best eaten at Philippe’s
#7	Spell the first name of L.A.’s leading dance patron
	•	Gloria
	•	Gloryah
	•	Glorya
	•	Glory Hallelujah
#8	Can you choreograph? (not required)
#9	Have you ever managed a dance company? (not required)
#10	How committed are you? (one season or less acceptable)
#11	Bonus points: movie stars in family (list award nominations)
#12	Most important: What kind of car do you drive?