David Hallberg, ballet dancer

I would do a lot to have this gorgeous guy’s photo on arts•meme … even enjoy a guilty pleasure like “Kings of the Dance.”

The six-foot-three, 27-year-old American Ballet Theatre principal dancer is beyond wunderkind — he’s exquisite.

Orson Welles was a wunderkind; David Hallberg dropped down from heaven.

Either that, or he grew up tap dancing in Rapid City, South Dakota.

It’s not an insult — in fact it’s a compliment — to say that Hallberg has legs like a woman. Attached to a still very young man, they have a lot of juice left in them.

Enjoy my review.